FANFIC FUNTIME: Forbidden love in the Milky Way.

It was a cool September day, Mastor Chief, was relaxing on a beach, thumbing through his old photo albums. Memories of better times.
"I miss you" he sighed, and turned the page.
It had been a week since the death of his loved one, Wappy Dog. Their romance, was brief, but intense. They had met on a Halo or whatever the fuck they have in that series, Wappy Dog, incharge of the dog marines was a stunning specimen of Dog. Blue rimmed ears, blue eyes that are green in some screenshots, silver skin, and wheels where her feet should be.

Their first date was magnificent, Mastor Chief had invited Wappy Dog to an Italian restaurant, he had pasta, she had pizza.
"My name is Mastor, I am 34 and I am the rank of Chief" he said, she giggled. "WOOF WOOF WOOF. BEEP, WHIIIRR" she replied.
They had a fantastic evening, and when it was time to say good bye, Mastor planted a peck on her cheek, she drove behind him and gestured to put her DS cart into his DSlite. He spent hours playing Wappy Dog on DS, I don't know what the fuck you're supposed to do in that game but he did it.

Sunrise, Mastor woke up and gave Wappy a pat on the head, there was no response, her batteries were dead. He picked her up and saw she needed AAA's, he only had a 9V and 2 budget AA's, it was over.

And then MOTHERFUCKING WREX APPEARED AND SAID "I LIKE BOATS"