REVIEW: Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney: Investigations

edgeworth and gumshoe are fucking awesome so this game gets a rating of

it's pretty good

'TAKU-TIME FASHION GUIDE: Review: Shorts

they are shorts and are roomy and airy.

i am really trying my best to link them to gaming, seriously.
i don't know how the fuck kotaku do it

i mean seriously 

WHY DO YOU REVIEW TROUSERS/PANTS ON A GAMING BLOG

umm

Ness in smash brothers wears shorts, that's why this is relevant and on my gaming blog

REVIEW: Mass Effect

The question is; why wouldn't you save Wrex?

Sheperd. Wrex.

REVIEW: Mass Effect

Wrex.
Shepard.

it's pretty good.

AWESOME MUSIC IN GAMES: Ratchet and Clank - Planet Eudora

Insomiac created a milestone in gaming with this.

RESPECT THEIR POWER!

REVIEW: REVIEW: The Bear Kingdom

Read it/10

REVIEW: The Bear Kingdom

it is all reliable for the news and stuff and it now has 100 posts which means it is here to stay and totally the best, i would say 

it's pretty good

REVIEW: Star Wars Racer Revenge

Did you like GT5? No?

Did you like the fact that you could fuck around with it by pretending to play it destruction derby style? FUCK YEAH!

WELL THIS SHIT IS LIKE THAT BUT WITH PODRACERS.

Buy it/10

REVIEW: Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition

Fucking Oni Akuma. What's that? AIR RAGING DEMON! FUCK! YEAH!


BUY IT... If fighting games are your thing.

REVIEW: Wipeout HD/Fury

pheeeeww woooooooooosh weeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowww zooom bang bang cannon detected

woooooooosh pewoooooooooooooow

it's pretty good

REVIEW: Dirt 3

Single-player - You drive fast, you listen to the awesome soundtrack and your mechanic is australian.

Multi-player - You drive fast, you listen to the awesome soundtrack and you ram the fuck out of people with your truck.

Buy it.

NEWS: Darksiders II announced

hell yes more gow clones

REVIEW: Pokeman White

now, bear with me for a moment while i divert from my usual professional demeanour. This game is nothing short of fucked up, You're like 15 years old, you're going out in to wide world with literally nothing. You have no job, no money worth mention, your town is surrounded by grass harbouring creatures that are beyond deadly, creatures that burn hotter than the sun, birds made out of steel that can still fly and you are still expected to go out there in the wide world. And your objective?

Beat up nursery school kids with your far better team and then rub it in because they're stupid little fucks who use bug pokemon in the endgame. I mean seriously, I fought a level 60 or so Metapod. FUCKING METAPOD.

other than that, it's pretty good.

REVIEW: Okami

P E R F E C T  G A M E 

so yeah it's pretty good.

REVIEW: Fallout: New Vegas

The second sequel in the Oblivion trilogy isn't really a game I enjoyed, I liked Oblivion because it had swords and Oblivion 2 had Liam Neeson as your dad, Oblivion 3 had none of this and lots of bugs, for this reason I did not like that game this much and if I had to summarise it in three words it would be

It's pretty good.

REVIEW: Grand Theft Auto IV

If, like me, you get sick of annoying people ringing you on your mobile phone when all you want to do is go about your business, and your only escape from that crushing reality is a game where annoying people ring you on your mobile phone while you go about your business, I can summarise this game in three words.

It's pretty good.

REVIEW: Gran Turismo 5

This game sucks unless you get that patch where you can damage cars online and play it like destruction derby with a scottish person who is pretty fucking awesome, if you do that,

it's pretty good.

REVIEW: Minecraft

You smack things and they break and you put the thing you smacked in a different place.

It's pretty good.

REVIEW: LA NOIRE

In this game you get to drive around and look at things like pipes and then you talk to people and they do something with their face and you guess if they they're lying at you and if you press triangle you might be right.

it's pretty good.