Despite my brain screaming "Don't do it", I am totally writing a Mass Effect article on my own blog. In an attempt to disguise my identity long enough for me to escape the Crazy Viking Lady, I will be abandoning my professional demeanour to adopt a more uncultured writing style. This should buy me a minute or two to say goodbye to my loved ones.
Here we go:
AT NUMBER 3:
The Mako, lying dead. Farewell, brother. I had fun hopping over rockets in you. I hope your brother comes back for Mass Effect 3.
AT NUMBER 2:
Rest in Peace, Wrex. I love you.
AT NUMBER 1:
Why?
HEY CRAZY VIKING LADY.
I'M AT LEAST A MINUTE OR TWO AWAY NOW.
have mercy
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Words in the box plz.
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