Scene: The gift shop at the airport
It is sunny outside but that is irrelevant because Sonac is at the gift shop at the airport looking for a gift to buy his friend a gift
Sonac: "What should I buy for Tails I wonder, I know that he likes cheese but they don't sell cheese at this airport due to the Cheese terror bombing in Oman in 2012"
Oh yeah, this is in the future btw
Sonac: "Hey look a can opener that says "AIRPORT". I could buy that because it shows where I was and it is a fond reminder of the trip"
Sonac goes to the till to pay for the can opener
Sonac goes to the till to pay for the can opener
Sonac: "How much."
Cashier: "£2.99"
Sonac: "how about i give you 50 rings"
Sonac: "how about i give you 50 rings"
Cashier: "Rings are not legal tender"
Sonac: "but if you have 50 rings and jump you because a dragonball z character"
Cashier: "What"
Sonac: "and the music goes all funny and you go super quick and move to the right"
Cashier: "..."
Sonac: "and the badniks can't hurt you"
Cashier: "£2.99"
Sonac: "Fine, I'll pay using my debit card"
Sonac bought the can opener and went home, he gave it to tails and he was happy with it.
Sonac: "but if you have 50 rings and jump you because a dragonball z character"
Cashier: "What"
Sonac: "and the music goes all funny and you go super quick and move to the right"
Cashier: "..."
Sonac: "and the badniks can't hurt you"
Cashier: "£2.99"
Sonac: "Fine, I'll pay using my debit card"
Sonac bought the can opener and went home, he gave it to tails and he was happy with it.
BUT THEN MOTHERFUCKING WREX CAME THROUGH THE DOOR
Wrex: "i like boats"
bravo! bravo! most amusing.
ReplyDeletethe humour on this site reminds me a lot of the old crossover comics site, a sort of odd mix of in-jokes and ironic humour (obviously that had pictures and comics) but similar atmosphere!
you guys should promote this more, and maybe open a few windows once in awhile, it's bloody dark in here!