Saturday, 4 June 2011

Fanfic FUNTIME: Half Life 2: Episode 3


Setting: Inside Godron's flat
it is like 3 weeks after whatever the fuck happened at the end of HL2 Ep 2 
Godron has just gotten up and is getting ready for work
his phone rings

Man on Phone: "Hello Godron whats up bro"

Godron: "not much motha fucka, my sore throat finally cleared up so now i can fuckin speak again."

Man on Phone: "That's good Godron, You been up to much?"

Godron: "Man you wouldn't fuckin believe it, I'm on the fuckin train right and I get to the station and this fucking piggy cunt knocks this can on the floor and he's like pick up the can. I was thinking like, go swivel ya cunt, but I couldn't talk with me sore throat and all that so I tried walking past the prick and he fucking smacks me with his cattle prod, so I put the fuckin can in the bin."

Man on Phone: " Yeah... those Combine are kind of assholes"

Godron: "Too right mate, anyway, I go see me old made Kleiner and he's there perving on this chinese looking bird, and I walk in and the old freaks got a fucking hard on. I just did whatever the fuck happened in that scene and went."

Man on Phone: " haha, no way"

Godron: " I start going round corner to the tesco to go pick up a cheese and onion pasty and fucking Barney shows up and gives me a fucking crowbar. Next thing I know the fucking pigs are after me for carrying a weapon. "About that Beer I owe ya?" I owe him a kick in the fucking dick."

Man on Phone: "Yeah, I hated that prick back in Black Mesa too, anyway I've gotta go, the missus wants me to do some washing."

Godron: "Alright, see ya mate."

Godron put on his work clothes and had a good day at work, when HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
WREX APPEARED

Wrex: "I like boats"

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