SCENE: SUPERMARKET
Big Boss has run out of mackerels for supper and mackerels are his favourite meal for supper so he decides to buy some more mackerels.
Big Boss has run out of mackerels for supper and mackerels are his favourite meal for supper so he decides to buy some more mackerels.
Big Boss: Excuse me, where are the Mackerals?
Employee: They are on the 5th aisle
Employee: They are on the 5th aisle
Big Boss: 5th aisle!?
Employee: Yes, next to the Fray Bentos.
Big Boss: Fray Bentos!?
Employee: That's a kind of pie.
Big Boss: Fray Bentos!?
Employee: That's a kind of pie.
Big Boss: Pie!?
The employee walks away and Big Boss looks for the fifth aisle. Unfortunately, his codec rings and that stops him dead in his tracks so he ducks down and starts talking loudly but no one else can hear him for some reason i don't know why ask Hideo Kojima he's the crazy fucker who made that up.
Major Zero: Big Boss, I am calling you with plot relevant information
Big Boss: Plot relevant inforrmation!?
Major Zero: Yes, now lets bring the female assistant into the conversation
Major Zero: Yes, now lets bring the female assistant into the conversation
Paramedic: I am the female assistant Paramedic
Big Boss: Paramedic!?
Major Zero: Now I have explained the objective go and do it
Big Boss: Objective!?
Major Zero hangs up, Big Boss gets the Mackerels has a nice dinner and all is well.
AND THEN WREX FROM MASS EFFECT APPEARED
Wrex: i like boats
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