Fanfic FUNTIME: Mass Effect

SCENE: THE CITADEL
it is sunny but comadner shepard is inside so it doesnt matter

Shepard: Bring me a fork, my food is going to go cold if I don't eat it and I need a fork to eat it

comadner shepard looks down, there is a bowl of space lasagna there

it is like regular lasagna but in space

Waiter: I am sorry comadner Shepard, i will get you a fork.

the waiter went to get comadner Shepard a fork
he came back

Waiter: Here is your fork

Shepard: Thank you, my food will now likely be lukewarm but i am quite happy with eating lukewarm food, I would prefer my food to be rather hot next time though because I am the toughest person in the galaxy which means that I can eat food that is hotter than most other people. As a matter of fact, the other day I made a pizza and I put alot of chillies on the pizza because I can handle chillies because I am tough and i fought all of space india, which is like normal india but in space, in a chilli off and I won because I am really tough.

Waiter: That is an interesting story.

Shepard: I was not finished young man, any I put the pizza in the oven at around 230 degrees centrigrade, i don't use farenheit because i'm not a space idiot, which is like a regular idiot but in space, and then i waited around 15 minutes which is how long it takes to cook a pizza, not a space pizza, a regular one. I sat down and I ate the pizza it was nice. Now i will eat the Lasagna.

comadner Shepard bites the Lasagna

Shepard: I talked too long and now my Lasagna is only mildly warm, i will not accept this.

comadner Shepard shoots the waiter and Wrex shows up

Wrex: I like boats.